{"id":241,"date":"2008-02-02T08:51:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-02T08:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.infomercantile.com\/new-blog\/?p=241"},"modified":"2014-03-11T15:11:36","modified_gmt":"2014-03-11T20:11:36","slug":"helenes-swamped-canoe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.infomercantile.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/helenes-swamped-canoe.html","title":{"rendered":"Helene&#8217;s Swamped Canoe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.infomercantile.com\/-\/Image:Helene%2C_with_Sinking_Canoe%2C_1916.jpg\"><img style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 650px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.infomercantile.com\/images\/thumb\/b\/b6\/Helene%2C_with_Sinking_Canoe%2C_1916.jpg\/800px-Helene%2C_with_Sinking_Canoe%2C_1916.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>Don&#8217;t look now, Helene, but your fishing excursion isn&#8217;t going to get very far.  Helene sent a copy of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.infomercantile.com\/-\/Image:Helene%2C_with_Sinking_Canoe%2C_1916.jpg\">this photo<\/a> to Marie (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.infomercantile.com\/-\/Victorian_Ladies_Gone_Wild_-_Helene%27s_Girlfriends\">along with several others<\/a>), probably because Marie was along on this girls-day-out.  It&#8217;s sure good she&#8217;s near shore, though;  unswamping a canoe in a long dress and snazzy hat would be quite difficult.  Helene doesn&#8217;t appear too nonplussed &#8212; she&#8217;s got a few other canoes behind her to pick from.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/1164514753160272371-2397042026608502350?l=www.infomercantile.com\/blog\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t look now, Helene, but your fishing excursion isn&#8217;t going to get very far. Helene sent a copy of this photo to Marie (along with several others), probably because Marie was along on this girls-day-out. It&#8217;s sure good she&#8217;s near shore, though; unswamping a canoe in a long dress and snazzy hat would be quite [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[55,58,502,501,282],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.infomercantile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.infomercantile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.infomercantile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.infomercantile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.infomercantile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=241"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.infomercantile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1417,"href":"http:\/\/www.infomercantile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241\/revisions\/1417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.infomercantile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.infomercantile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.infomercantile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}